I remember my first day of gym class. I was doing my stretches in front of Mrs. Nguyen, my gym teacher, when she told me I needed to be screened for scoliosis. She brought me into her office, closed the blinds and told me to take off my shirt.
This is when I learned a scoliosis exam by Mrs. Nguyen is a 3 hours dodgeball-sweaty sex disco party and only our genitals were invited.
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